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FUCK YOU ONE MORE TIME!

For an EXTREMELY limited time, ANSWER Me! is back like a money shot of jizz in your eyeball! This fat, gorgeous, ridiculously underpriced anthology contains the legendary hatezine’s FIRST THREE ISSUES in their entirety. It also contains SIXTY NEW PAGES of wistful ANSWER Me! memories and tasty new articles written by philanthropist and humanitarian Jim Goad. There’s a strong chance that this is the best book ever published. Only an idiot would refuse to buy it.

You may be able to BUY it elsewhere...but you won't get it SIGNED elsewhere, now will you? Look how much BIGGER this is than the previous version! And it's STITCH-bound rather than glued together! This one won't fall apart! This 2.5-pound great white shark will be mailed to your doorstep in an irresistibly attractive bubble-wrapped package!

368 fucking pages • 8" x 10.5"

soft color cover with stitch binding

SAMPLE ARTICLES:

INTROS (PDF) • Title Page • ANSWER Me!, We Hardly Knew Ye

ANSWER Me! #1 (PDF) • Contents • Statement of Intent • Go Fuck Yourself: Masturbation in Literary History

ANSWER Me! #2 (PDF) • Contents • The Wrath of Goad • The Underground is a Lie

ANSWER Me! #3 (PDF) • Contents • Feel the Ulcer • Nacho-Flavored Freaks

EXTRAS (PDF) • An Interview With Jim Goad (By Jim Goad) • Judge Orders Hitler to Undergo Therapy • I Feel Your Pain, Ike Turner • You Meet the Nicest People in Prison • Ice Cream: It's Like Sticking a Piece of Heaven in Your Mouth