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Skinheads Against White People

Dumb Myths and Smart Facts About Slavery

Hot Muslim Twat!

Dead Musicians

Goodbye, Lower East Side!

Methturbation Blues

Shout at the Jersey Devil

All Your Heroes are Dying

Vegemite

The Slut, Reconsidered

My Erogenous Zones

Cunnilingus

Fellatio

Losing My Virginity

Tits are for Kids

Sex Toys That Time Forgot

Biological Sex Freaks

The Vanishing Handjob

Koro, Koro, Koro!!!

10 Tips Toward a Tighter Pussy

Funniest Yahoo! Fetish Groups

Catfight!

Fun Penis Facts

World's Funniest Sexual Dysfunctions

Did Jesus Have Wet Dreams?

Wide World of Animal Cock

Whiskey Dick

Republican Gash

suicidegirls.com: All Girls, No Suicide

LeTourned-Out

Hard 'n' Sweet

Small Dick, Big Heart

Real-Life Trucker Fags

Trucker Fags Complete Archives

My Top 5 Top 5s

Pug Porn

Rage Against the Fucking Machines

Heroin: A Boring Way to Die

No Need to Die Twice: Why I'll Never do 'Special K' Again

The Sound of God Yawning

Gay'Bout Me!: My Sexual Fantasies About Myself

The Catholic Schoolgirl Fetish: It's Not Just for Pedophiles!

Ice Cream: It's like Sticking a Piece of Heaven in Your Mouth

When Loggers Login

WAR: What is it Good For? Plenty...

White-Trash Gash for Cash

Exotic archives containing online versions of every issue I edited. [December 2001 to December 2002 ... you have to scroll down past all those useless, retarded COMING SOON icons]

Biting the Whore That Fed Me

Italian Translation of "The Underground is a Lie" from ANSWER Me! #2 (L'Underground è una menzogna!)

"Bay Aryan Resistance," my anti-San Francisco screed, is reprinted with the cuss words blocked out

Anton LaVey interview from ANSWER Me! #2 is reprinted in its entirety. They mention that the article is copyrighted, then go and reprint the entire thing. But since they have Satan on their side, I'm afraid to confront them about it.

A politically charged excerpt from The Redneck Manifesto, complete with vaguely scary militia-style patriotic silhouette of Idaho.