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• • TRIPPIN' DOWN TRIBULATION TRAIL
• • OUT OF THE CLOSET...AND ONTO THE OPEN ROAD!
• • ODE TO BUCKY GOAD
• • MUSLIM GIRLS TURN ME ON!
• • SOMETIMES I DON'T FEEL SO BAD WHEN AN EX-FRIEND DIES
• • PORTLAND: LAND OF DUMB BAND NAMES
• • WEIRD FOODS I'VE EATEN
• • DIRTY WORDS IN OTHER LANGUAGES
• • HA HA, SHERROD YOU ARE
• • A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S YARD SALE
• • GREAT BAD MOVIES SINCE 1975
• • MY DEEP IMPACT WISH LIST
• • THE CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL FETISH
• • WHEN SPANKING ISN'T WRONG
• • BO DIDDLEY: AMERICA'S GREATEST BITTER BLACK MUSICIAN
• • HILLBILLY PUSSY ONLINE!
• • EJACULATING BLOOD
• • IN DEFENSE OF WOMEN WITH BAD TEETH
• • WHISKEY DICK
• • NASCAR: IT DIDN'T USED TO SUCK
• • A HEAT WAVE IN MY PANTS
• • TWEAKER MADNESS
• • FAKING THE MALE ORGASM
• • DID JESUS HAVE WET DREAMS?

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I Have a Draem Deram Dream

My draem deram dream is that the Lounge will be up and running by January's end. I know I promised it'd be done by the New Year, but there were problems involving other individuals that my world-famous politeness prevents me from mentioning in detail. A friend in Staten Island was able to import all the old Lounge posts into a new format, but there are some weird kinks we're still ironing out, such as, oh, every apostrophe now has a slash in front of it—things like that.

For the time being, my online discussions are taking place over on my Facebook Group.

This year will also bring an all-digital version of all four issues of ANSWER Me!

I'm actually busier with writing and editing than ever, it's only that none of it's for this site at the moment. For now...

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE OF ENVY

...and I just ran across this radio interview I did with the Boone Brothers a mere six weeks after I got out of the pokey.

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Previous Photo Essays

The Wages of Sin

Turkicide

Psychiatric Medication

Red Holocaust

We Are Siamese, If You Please

Africa: Cradle of Civilization

Vintage Sex Toys

Swastikas: Natural, Accidental, and Intentional

Breathtakingly Idiotic Public Sculptures

Feminine Products

Islamic Rage

Kurt Cobain Being Annoying

Women of the Cloth

Bad Skin

Daughters of Sappho

Underendowed Males

Progressive Males

The Undeniable Allure of Chaz Bono

Politicians Eating Hot Dogs

Mexican Drug War

Rape Suspects

Posteriors of the Animal Kingdom

Middle Easterners

Toilets for the Infirm

Summertime in London

Anxious Stockbrokers

Human Flora

Men With Obstructive Sleep Apnea

Haitian Splendor

Cetacean Eros

Amputee Athletes

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• • Greece classes paedophilia as disability
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• • At least 16 killed for witchcraft in Mozambique
• • Cocaine found in baby's crib
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• • Could NJ woman have sleepwalked to her death?
• • RARE SICKNESS ATTACKS RUDD
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• • Arrest for Jewish 'slut' slur on bus
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